The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

The Oldest Ick in the Book

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cup,double meaning,girls,literalism,one,two,two girls one cup
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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

Science Seuss!

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shift,one fish two fish red fish blue fish,similar sounding,red,blue,one,two,dr seuss
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop