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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

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By Cowicorn ( Via: Reddit)
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

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