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parakeet pair prefix homophone literalism one two
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop

shift one fish two fish red fish blue fish similar sounding red blue one two dr seuss
By Unknown
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Science is always a great use of time, and a better use yet when your science rhymes! - Matty Malaprop

approach different double meaning homophone kraken literalism two whats-cracking
By rezecib (Via: kateordiecomics.com)
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Multifaceted puns never fail to krak me up. - Matty Malaprop

best joke count firetruck homophone lolwut potato TO two
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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

che Che Guevara literalism touché two
By Cowicorn (Via: Reddit)
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop