Two Soon?

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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

May the Force Be With Two

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I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop

The one on the left has no weaknesses

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I hate those stereo types; every time I ever came across one I could never catch on...

Thuggin' Like a C-3PO

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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

It's the Only Sum He Knows

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Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop

Guido Style Ain't All it's Kraked Up to Be

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Multifaceted puns never fail to krak me up. - Matty Malaprop

One More Than Firetruck

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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop