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literalism obi-wan kenobi one similar sounding star wars two - 6153562112
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I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop

boy band disney do not want gross literalism one one direction radio disney two - 6002849280
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

best joke count firetruck homophone lolwut potato TO two - 5888777216
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Punmaster ichckid098 wins the Internet for today. Everybody else should just go home. - Matty Malaprop

parakeet pair prefix homophone literalism one two - 6686891520
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This pun could stand to be more thorough, if you ask me. Whenever I make jokes about bird, I make sure my punchlines are backed up in triplikeet. - Matty Malaprop