The Oldest Ick in the Book

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cup,double meaning,girls,literalism,one,two,two girls one cup
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Oh, so we're calling it a sport now, are we? News to me... - Matty Malaprop

Touché

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che,Che Guevara,literalism,touché,two
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Because Dosguevaras doesn't make for any kind of pun at all. - Matty Malaprop

May the Force Be With Two

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literalism,obi-wan kenobi,one,similar sounding,star wars,two
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I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop

Thuggin' Like a C-3PO

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addition,day,obi-wan kenobi,obie trice,one,similar sounding,star wars,three,two
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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

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The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop