May the Force Be With Two

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literalism,obi-wan kenobi,one,similar sounding,star wars,two
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I'm not entirely sure what do w/r/t the blank black box below the twin Kenobis... perhaps it's a representation of the gaping void left in our existence due to his passing? - Matty Malaprop

two feet of snow

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amazed,body part,deep,feet,measurement,shins,snow,snowfall,two
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The one on the left has no weaknesses

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compound,contraction,double meaning,Pokémon,stereo,stereotype,two,type,types
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I hate those stereo types; every time I ever came across one I could never catch on...

Every perverts dream

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boy,dream,goggles,google,googles,gross,teenage,two,unchaste,x ray
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The Only Direction I Want to Send Them is Downward

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boy band,disney,do not want,gross,literalism,one,one direction,radio disney,two
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To hell. Because Satan's post-coital joy-screech still sounds roughly a million times better than they do. - Matty Malaprop

Two Soon?

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double meaning,homophone,literalism,meme,SOON,too soon,two
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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

And Here I Thought Rap Metal Was Finally Dead...

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50 cent,bored,Cents,double meaning,fifty,Hall of Fame,literalism,lolwut,me gusta,quarter,rage comic,Rage Comics,two
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