And even when you think they're being honest, it's more likely they're just being ionic. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!

Is that... is that an overgrown earthworm? Also, isn't it only in one eye? THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS COMIC! #nitpicking - Matty Malaprop

The worst of it is that Top-Hat will never be avenged, because No-One doctored all the evidence pertaining to the crime scene! - Matty Malaprop