You Really Don't Want This Man as Your Doctor

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I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop

A Giant Catastrophe

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... and I'm not talking about this stick figure's horrible posture. - Matty Malaprop

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