Tree's a Crowd

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

But What About Pernicioustrees?

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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

Tree's a Crowd

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If a pun falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does it still make people groan? - Matty Malaprop

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