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conversation double meaning literalism noun spruce trees verb
By xyzpdq1
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Say what you will about my ever-expanding collection of lava lamps! I still maintain that they're an evergreen decor item! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism pernicious pleasant pleasantries pleasantry suffix tree trees
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And for that matter, what about cantankeroustrees? Tenacioustrees? Do you just hate all things arboreal, or just pleasant ones in particular? - Matty Malaprop

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning homophone literalism toilet toiletries trees
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Alternate title: "So THAT'S Why I Seem to Be Allergic to Pooping!" - Matty Malaprop