No, seriously, it's a trap! HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS DAMN THING???? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe my taste is just too picky, but a lovely Italian meal sounds a lot more appealing to me than a night at the Ackbar. - Matty Malaprop

A moon! A moon! A-- wait, that's no moon! - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

Coincidentally he landed ass-up, meaning it was in fact a moon. - Matty Malaprop

I'm von to you, Hugh Laurie. You'd best be watching yourself next time you go prancing 'round those living hills. - Matty Malaprop

The Admiral knows how to properly ambush a rodent problem. - Matty Malaprop