Eh, I'm just clownin' around. I have no idea what these two penguins are saying! - Matty Malaprop

I'm not entirely sure that's what Dimmu Borgir actually translates to, but I'll take it. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster xXPeaceLoveRockXx says: "This took more time to make than it appears to have taken. Yay MS Paint."

I'm actually fairly certain this is hate mail against me, but I'm pretty impressed that a user created a pun in my honor, so I'm posting it anyway because I CAN and also did I mention YOU CAN'T REPLACE ME. - Matty Malaprop

Clearly the writers for this episode didn't do their research. Everyone knows les Jacqueshammers are constantly chain-smoking and are always clad in berets! - Matty Malaprop

I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop

Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

Whatever Maeby, Maeby... - Matty Malaprop