Training Wheels

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Training Wheels
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I don't want to deflate their egos, but truth be told I've seen wooden spools that could pump more tire iron. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Pretty Okay With This

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I'm Pretty Okay With This
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If I'm going to have to deal with a tapped phone line, I'm pretty a tapped phone line that helps create voice-activated porpoises is the best kind there is. - Matty Malaprop

The Best Way to Go Out With a Bang

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The Best Way to Go Out With a Bang
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Making puns at a time like this? Man, you're TOTALLY LOCO(MOTIVE)! - Matty Malaprop