Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop

Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

Some would call this post a tragedy. I like to think of it as an example of sweet vectory. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster duguk says: "I think I went a bit overboard; there was really no need to sink so low."

I merely say: Too soon? - Matty Malaprop

Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop

Too soon? - Matty Malaprop

Too soon? Maybe. But on the bright side, most professors don't gain widespread recognition until YEARS after their untimely demises. Smith got his academic 15 minutes within 15 seconds of his passing! - Matty Malaprop