He Clearly Didn't Understand the Gravity of the Situation

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Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop

Know Your Vectors!

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Some would call this post a tragedy. I like to think of it as an example of sweet vectory. - Matty Malaprop

Cruise Missile

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Punmaster duguk says: "I think I went a bit overboard; there was really no need to sink so low."

I merely say: Too soon? - Matty Malaprop

Two Soon?

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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop