Too soon? - Matty Malaprop
Too soon? Maybe. But on the bright side, most professors don't gain widespread recognition until YEARS after their untimely demises. Smith got his academic 15 minutes within 15 seconds of his passing! - Matty Malaprop
Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop
Some would call this post a tragedy. I like to think of it as an example of sweet vectory. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster duguk says: "I think I went a bit overboard; there was really no need to sink so low."
I merely say: Too soon? - Matty Malaprop
Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop
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