Two Soon?

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Before any of you say anything; I really, really, really loathe myself already for posting this. Thanks. - Matty Malaprop

As Opposed to a Suffocation of Savant

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Too soon? Maybe. But on the bright side, most professors don't gain widespread recognition until YEARS after their untimely demises. Smith got his academic 15 minutes within 15 seconds of his passing! - Matty Malaprop

Go Go Punny Rangers!

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Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop

He Clearly Didn't Understand the Gravity of the Situation

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Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop