We Were Bread to Sin

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We Were Bread to Sin
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After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Butter, Too

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I'm Butter, Too
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

He is Truly the Nom of War

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He is Truly the Nom of War
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Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop