He is Truly the Nom of War

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Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

No, I Meant Let's Make a Toast!

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Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop

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