Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop
After all, we all know Jesus was betrayed by Judas because he really kneaded some dough. - Matty Malaprop
It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop
With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop
Whole grain or white. There is no rye. - Matty Malaprop
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