... is his position on your bookshelf relative to the REAL king of The Road. - Matty Malaprop

Honestly, my least favorite part is Snape. I know he means well, but he always comes off as a bit of an ass. Ron's quite a stallion, though, so I guess that makes everything better. - Matty Malaprop

But it wasn't so far away, so much as it was just Out of Reach, and Against the Dark and Into the Sun. - Matty Malaprop

More celebrilarity over here!

Well, it looks like someone's still got a little Sex Pistol left in her... (horriblementalimagecannotunsee.jpg) - Matty Malaprop

More political humour over here!

Are We Not Canines? We Are Devo! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop