Though I don't think anyone ever doubted his insanity... - Matty Malaprop

Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that pen in your hand? - Matty Malaprop

I mean, seriously, have you ever really LISTENED to the lyrics of "Grenade?" They exist on a level of absurd not even a warped mind like mine is acquainted with. - Matty Malaprop

"I rolled Doughlden Caulfield." - Matty Malaprop