Seems about right, given the target demographic for the Halo franchise. - Matty Malaprop

Mariachica are gonna be the biggest band since The Beatles, I'm telling ya! - Matty Malaprop

I mean, chill out bro. Everyone knows Raisin Bran is better anyway (YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT). - Matty Malaprop

Baby, we were born to breed (but we don't have to, as Kurt has pointed out before). - Matty Malaprop

He was the last reference tool in the world, and felt like he had nothing left to lose after the pandemic took from him his beloved compass, Rose. - Matty Malaprop