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3-D,cup,D,double meaning,literalism,size,three
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Just a suggestion: You should probably take off your glasses before this scene starts, unless you want them to fall off your face. - Matty Malaprop

karat,pin,carrot,homophones,three,homophone,diamond
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You get it? Because there's three carrots, a dime AND a pin. Oh god, fine, yeah, that's a huge stretch WHATEVER THOUGH I REGRET NOTHING! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,miniature,poodle,poodles,sizes,standard,three,toy,twist
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But just because you can typify them, it doesn't mean you can make non-standard poodles not suck at absolutely everything. Because they do. Yeah. Fin. - Matty Malaprop

Aristotle,ethics,literalism,missing letter,poplar,popular,similar sounding,three,tree
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It's like what Aristotle describes... you can have thousands of acquaintances, but true friends can only come in ones, twos or trees. - Matty Malaprop

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