♪ On the yellow brick road / the coldest story ever writ / somewhere far along this road he lost his limbs / to a witch so wicked/ how could she be so wicked? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Seriously, that book is sooooo sad. Tin Man and Scarecrow find organ donors, but The Cowardly Lion finds himself completely shafted by the bad veterinary technology in Oz. DE-PRESS-ING. - Matty Malaprop