Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, come on. RAINICORNS. Also have you ever tried reading The Iliad and The Odyssey back-to-back? Infinite Jest was less trying than that! - Matty Malaprop
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