And make sure you don't act weird around him when he's dressed like that; you'll only enkorrage his erratic behavior. - Matty Malaprop
Just don't make him the wrong kind of smoothy. I hear if you do that, he'll punish you by taking away your blending forever. - Matty Malaprop
Welp, time to go watch every episode of Korra again for the fifth or six time... #IDON'THAVEAPROBLEMTHANKYOUVERYMUCH
And I thought what you did to Lin was bad enough... but the evilness of these jokes... I mean, c'Amon!! - Matty Malaprop
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