Brandon Flowers

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Brandon Flowers
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So one day my BFF Brandon Flowers informed me that he'd taken a position with Sam's Town police department as a detective, and was working to track down a couple of serial Killers. I asked the names of The Killers, and he told me they were Mr. Brightside and Jenny [No Last Name Given]. Realizing the work he was involved in was very important, I decided it was best to tell the truth: I've never met a Mr. Brightside, but I do seem to recall that Jenny was a friend of mine at some point. Though For Reasons Unknown, I can't seem to remember anything specific regarding Jenny's involvement with my life. - Matty Malaprop

Halloween is Always a Killer Time

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Halloween is Always a Killer Time
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Eating all that candy seemed like such a great idea last night... but now my stomach is just a hot fuss. - Matty Malaprop