"Rocky Raccoon" was originally going to be a semi-biographical song about their friend Oliver Owl, but their label made them change it for copyright reasons. - Matty Malaprop

or just a lot of bruises...

The Beatles: Rock 'n' roll prophets or prophets for the end of days? - Matty Malaprop

He is the walrus. And also Captain Obvious (who leads under the direction of Sgt. Pepper, naturally). - Matty Malaprop

Imagine all the unsee, infecting all your idols... - Matty Malaprop

For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop

When I get older, losing my games, many years from now... - Matty Malaprop