The Perfect Place to Go For All Your Blue-Footed Booby Needs

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Sometimes punny conversations are really just remolting. - Matty Malaprop

Are Jew Kidding Me?

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It's conversations like this that ultimate torah their family apart. - Matty Malaprop

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A Smartphone, By Any Other Name, Would Still Encourage Dumb Jokes

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Marley Was Wasted, to Begin With

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It may not be the best way to read, but it's certainly the Hemingway to read! - Matty Malaprop

Some People Just Don't Appreciate Puns

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