This makes SO MUCH SENSE. I only ever dance when I'm drunk, and I only ever get drunk at a dive-ish bar here in Seattle that I treat like my own personal Cheers. THIS PUN REALLY RESONATES WITH ME U GUIZ. - Matty Malaprop
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