"Danson With The Stars": The hit new television program where Ted Danson pretends to be Carl Sagan. I've got every episode queued up on my DVR! - Matty Malaprop

This makes SO MUCH SENSE. I only ever dance when I'm drunk, and I only ever get drunk at a dive-ish bar here in Seattle that I treat like my own personal Cheers. THIS PUN REALLY RESONATES WITH ME U GUIZ. - Matty Malaprop