Stahp it, Pleated Jeans! You're Hurting His Feelings!

Favorite
teasing,rhyme,fatty,literalism,fatty fatty two-by-four,two-by-four,double meaning
- -

You woodn't like it if someone made a mean rhyme about you, wood you? - Matty Malaprop

What a Doric!

Favorite
ancient greek,architecture,column,doric,dork,greece,greek,insult,similar sounding,structure,support,teasing
- -

They Are Such Coffeendish Friends...

Favorite
conversation,espresso,Hall of Fame,latte,literalism,mocha,similar sounding,tea,teasing
- -

Ewwwww, Green Day

Favorite
album,albums,american idiot,dookie,green day,insults,lolwut,name calling,nimrod,teasing,title,titles
- -

American Idiots: (n) People who actually enjoy all non-'90s music made by Green Day. - Matty Malaprop