Or perhaps the post title should be "Terrible Puns Are Tearable?" Potato potato I suppose. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"
They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop
I mean, sure, shameless repackaging of recently-featured content. But koalas!! - Matty Malaprop
We've seen tearable puns on this site before. Different terrible puns, but tearable puns all the same. #Flip-Flopping #ThisIsConfusing - Matty Malaprop
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