His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop

Wait, does that mean that the I in "team" is THE A-TEAM??????? - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

On this particular team, there apparently are no eyes either. - Matty Malaprop

Twihards scream for Twilight. I'd rather they be screaming in fear of being attacked by Ghostface. #JustSaying - Matty Malaprop

... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop