I'll Falcon Kick You in the FACE for Not Knowing How to Spell Falcon!

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double meaning,FAIL,falcon kick,falcons,football,kicking,literalism,team
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... and then I'll falcon punch you, and falcon uppercut you and a whole manner of other falcon-related things, just because you added that stupid L. THIS IS YOUR FOLLY! - Matty Malaprop

There's No I...

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I,idiom,literalism,no i in team,team
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On this particular team, there apparently are no eyes either. - Matty Malaprop

Martin Luther King, Jr. Was Always in Good Hands

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dream,rhyming,the a-team,similar sounding,martin luther king jr,team,shoop
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His entourage pitied the fools who thought segregation was an acceptable belief! - Matty Malaprop

Don't Say it Too Loud or Marvel Will Steel It

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allies,alloys,iron man,marvel,philosoraptor,silver surfer,similar sounding,team
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I'm sure it's still in production since it will inevitably have a few plot issues that will need to be ironed out, but I'mma watch the hell out of that movie when it releases! - Matty Malaprop

If a Philosoraptor LOLs in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

The Only Team I'd Rally For

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edvard,Edvard Munch,edward,Hall of Fame,scream,team,The Scream,twilight
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Twihards scream for Twilight. I'd rather they be screaming in fear of being attacked by Ghostface. #JustSaying - Matty Malaprop

Hidden in the A-Hole

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adage,visual representation,I,team
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Wait, does that mean that the I in "team" is THE A-TEAM??????? - Matty Malaprop

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