I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop
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If you ever move, I'm going to tiramis-u so much! - Matty Malaprop
He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop
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