He pities the fool who can't make laundry art as good as this. - Matty Malaprop
True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop
He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop
Because interstellar exploration should never feel like a headache. - Matty Malaprop
He could stand to practice his multiplication tables, but he's got the whole long division thing down pat! - Matty Malaprop
Seems to me that these men were busy discussing their international policy concerning Beirut. - Matty Malaprop
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