I Promise to Never Dessert You!

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If you ever move, I'm going to tiramis-u so much! - Matty Malaprop

Space Capsule

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Because interstellar exploration should never feel like a headache. - Matty Malaprop

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Iron Man the Avenger

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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... But Where is the Hare?

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He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

Cell Division

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He could stand to practice his multiplication tables, but he's got the whole long division thing down pat! - Matty Malaprop