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Because interstellar exploration should never feel like a headache. - Matty Malaprop

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He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

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True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

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Seems to me that these men were busy discussing their international policy concerning Beirut. - Matty Malaprop

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