T.Shirt

Via: Threadless
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If you ever move, I'm going to tiramis-u so much! - Matty Malaprop

Thortoise
Via: Red Bubble
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He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

It's a Crap!
By chompipeando (Via: 6dollarshirts.com)
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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

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He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

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Seems to me that these men were busy discussing their international policy concerning Beirut. - Matty Malaprop