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I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

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He could stand to practice his multiplication tables, but he's got the whole long division thing down pat! - Matty Malaprop

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He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

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If you ever move, I'm going to tiramis-u so much! - Matty Malaprop

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