Awwwww, that tower is simply adarable! - Matty Malaprop

I was gonna make a joke blending eating utensils and metal music for this write-up, but fork it. - Matty Malaprop

Coincidentally, that's the phrase my entire life mutters every time I take a shot of that wretched concoction. - Matty Malaprop

It's a party over here! A party over there!

Well, it makes you laugh until you get really light headed and pass out on the floor, and then you start saying Uuh Uuh Uuh. - Matty Malaprop

The military might take things too literally.