When it shatters its plaster cocoon, it will emerge as a beautiful marbled cat/fly! - Matty Malaprop
Sorry, sorry, I jest. But no seriously, you find it a divider strainer? - Matty Malaprop
It's like a riddle! Only less sensical, and without a rewarding answer at the end... - Matty Malaprop
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