He also plays the xylophone and hangs out at diners with Iggy Pop! Is there anything this man can't do?? - Matty Malaprop

It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

AKA The Old Man and the Squee. - Matty Malaprop

But can they bend it like Beckham, I wonder? - Matty Malaprop

I hear his performance in Prometheus is just splendid! And if you disagree, then I suppose you can bite his shiny metal ass. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, sure, you have to squint to read the damn thing, but the joke's worth a couple of chuckles in my book, so eh. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game.

Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop