Well, this is quite a loaded pun, now isn't it...? - Matty Malaprop

I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop

It's his favorite publication; he's been collecting every issue since the day it was first printed! - Matty Malaprop

If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

You can't let him do what, grrimhere???????? - Matty Malaprop

Some puns are worth waiting a lifetime for. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

This one never really gets old with you people, does it? - Matty Malaprop