I'm sure that's not the sterling prognosis this patient wanted to hear... - Matty Malaprop

I've been watching this for like five minutes now, and it's really starting to gif me a headache. - Matty Malaprop

He'll always be Gary Dreamman to me. #swoon - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster JayGeeKermit says: "If it was ice[d] coffee inside..."

See that terrible pun in the title? That's me dyslexically butchering the chinchilla's family name for fun and what might inevitably amount to the exact opposite of profit. WAMP. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Nieceywiecey says: "Character from League of Legends. Thought of this randomly whilst thinking about Mariah Carey's 'Emotions.' JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH YOU GUYS."

Mariah Carey depresses me about as much as eSports, so this one really resonates with me, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

Get over here and play a video game!

I'm not in any pain. I'm really glad this happened to me, actually! Just leave me here! I can get myself out whenever I want! - Matty Malaprop

Corgnelius seems to think that joke fell short... just like his legs OMG CORGIZ R SO CYOOOOT!!!!!!1!!!11 - Matty Malaprop