Do you see what I did there, up in the title? Man, I should go into marketing! - Matty Malaprop
They're not the kind to nickle and dime you, but they're definitely the kind to needle and thread you. - Matty Malaprop
Let the carpet match the drapes, etc. - Matty Malaprop
If all crafting workshops were as cleverly named as this one, I have absolutely no doubt they'd be better attended. - Matty Malaprop
Pleated Jeans (aka Jeff Wysaski aka Jeff Wysaskadk;asdjklafsdfjkl) has infiltrated the lair of some of the most groan-inducing of all puns: Grocery puns. Let's watch him on his journey, shall we? - Matty Malaprop
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