I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...

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I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter
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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

Musings on Music Theory

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Musings on Music Theory
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Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

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