She Just Wants to Go Back to Her Own Living Quarters

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The doctors had never seen anything like it before. They even had to coin a new term to describe the situation! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change

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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind

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You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

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I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

This is Why I No Longer Gotye on Facebook

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...

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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop