SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change

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SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change
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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?

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Does That Mean I'm Allowed to Cut You Down?
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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe you have Lupin?

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Maybe you have Lupin?
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All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop

I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...

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I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

She Just Wants to Go Back to Her Own Living Quarters

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She Just Wants to Go Back to Her Own Living Quarters
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The doctors had never seen anything like it before. They even had to coin a new term to describe the situation! - Matty Malaprop