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The doctors had never seen anything like it before. They even had to coin a new term to describe the situation! - Matty Malaprop

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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

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