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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

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As Gotye's better half (in that video at least) would say, I really hope these endless "Somebody That I Used To Know" puns eventually Settle Down. - Matty Malaprop

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The doctors had never seen anything like it before. They even had to coin a new term to describe the situation! - Matty Malaprop

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