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conversation,epicurean,facebook,food,Hall of Fame,star wars,status
By floatingpoint
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This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop

conversation,facebook,flora,Hall of Fame,sappy,status,theme,tree,update
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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop

discussion,elevator,facebook,sex,status,update,variations on a theme
By Kevin Bacon
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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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