Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent
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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind

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This is So Typical of the Facebook Hive Mind
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You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop

See more Facebook funny over here!

Tree's a Crowd

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Tree's a Crowd
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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...

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I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop