Tree's a Crowd

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Tree's a Crowd
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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change

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SMP CLASSIC: Still No Change
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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate

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I Always Take These Kind of Jokes for Pomegranate
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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent

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Maybe He Should Have Just Kept Silent
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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop