Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop
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... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop
And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop
Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop
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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop
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