Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop
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And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop
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