I'm In a Lone Star State of Mind

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Better than being caught in the buzzard throes of Skeksis, or a host of angry exes, or a battle of the sexes, or... - Matty Malaprop

As Long As You Don't Call Me Late for Dinner

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File under: Jokes My Father Told Me When I Was Young That I Never Really Understood... - Matty Malaprop

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