Ugh, Your Ideas Are Always So Coconuts!

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Ugh, Your Ideas Are Always So Coconuts!
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Say what you will about my ever-expanding collection of lava lamps! I still maintain that they're an evergreen decor item! - Matty Malaprop

He's Cleaning in the Dark. Or Something.

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He's Cleaning in the Dark. Or Something.
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Baby he was born to swiffer... ??? - Matty Malaprop

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