Don't let his maniacal sadism wear on you, boys! We're bound to catch him in the act spooner or later! - Matty Malaprop

lolwashedoutcelebs #no1curr #spooningisfunnysometimes - Matty Malaprop

If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop

On a very unrelated note: Cump. - Matty Malaprop

But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop