But what if there is no spoon? Will Reese simply be ereesed from the annals of history? - Matty Malaprop
If her last name was Witherspatula, do you think we'd still have to suffer these cliché puns quite as frequently? - Matty Malaprop
Don't let his maniacal sadism wear on you, boys! We're bound to catch him in the act spooner or later! - Matty Malaprop
On a very unrelated note: Cump. - Matty Malaprop
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