Seriously guys, keep this stuff out of your fridge, or all of your produce will be ruined forever! - Matty Malaprop
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inb4 It's never lupus, Bruce Willis is dead, they don't kill the Batman, etc. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster pikalax1 says: "For all you pony fans, this lol is filled to the brim with new episode spoilers!"
... and here I said I wasn't going to do any MLP fan-servicing on this site. Clearly I am an awful liar. - Matty Malaprop
But I'm fairly certain this particular piece leaves very little to the imagination. - Matty Malaprop
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