So That's Why the Taste is So Strong...

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So That's Why the Taste is So Strong...
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Spearmint and chewing tobacco apparently operate under the same basic mouth-cutting addictive principles... THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. - Matty Malaprop

His Spidey Sense is Prickling

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His Spidey Sense is Prickling
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So you can survive a bite from a radioactive arachnid, but you're afraid of a dinky little spear? WHAT KIND OF PHONY SUPERHERO ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Let's Just Hope You Aren't a Thin Mint...

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Let's Just Hope You Aren't a Thin Mint...
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... or else you'll end the day all pepperminted with perforations! - Matty Malaprop