So one day I was feeling bored and crafty so I went to a secondhand store and bought an old beat up copy of "Chariots of Fire" and I took it home and melted it in my oven after taking a mold of a space bar so that I could replace the spacebar on my computer and transform it into... Space, the vinyl frontier. - Matty Malaprop

Poor Pluto, always dwarfed by his planetary peers... :( - Matty Malaprop

And it takes lots of time and a continuum education to fully appreciate its impact. - Matty Malaprop

Just make sure you don't run up too high of a tab at the space bar, okay? - Matty Malaprop

And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop

It may act all acute, but angles like this are totally obtuse on the inside (except not actually, but lol no1curr math is for the birds!). - Matty Malaprop

To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop