Hyenas and elephant bones, very very darkly toned for me! - Matty Malaprop

It may just be a twin, but you'll never feel alone thanks to ALL THE INCESSANT SELF-LOATHING IT SPEWS AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY GOD MAN SNAP OUT OF IT AND GET A LIFE!! - Matty Malaprop

When I get older, losing my games, many years from now... - Matty Malaprop

... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop

This is in my mind perhaps the most poignant lyric ever penned by Billy, mostly because he manages to solidify himself each and every year as one of the music world's foremost vermin. - Matty Malaprop

Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop

In this time-worn clash of titans, there are never any winners. - Matty Malaprop