This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick

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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Ra Ra Rasputin

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This pun alerted me to Boney M's "Rasputin," which I can safely say is my new favorite song.

Ace of Basic Mathematics

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♪ I, I got a new TI83 / You would hardly recognize all of my graphs / How could a person like me stand to do / (my) my homework on paper / it's just not the medium for me / Ooooo, tech stuff, tech stuff ♪ - Matty Malaprop

David Goes to the Existential Crisis

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Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

Smells Like Diet Mountain Dew

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Baby, we were born to breed (but we don't have to, as Kurt has pointed out before). - Matty Malaprop

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