Am I the only one who thinks the song might actually be better if it was just him spelling out paradisiacal hierarchy? - Matty Malaprop
It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop
Eating all that candy seemed like such a great idea last night... but now my stomach is just a hot fuss. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like these tots are checkin' out the beat while their DJ revolves their mobile. That didn't even make sense. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop
Maybe you can give it a good home, Jay. After all, I bet baby Blue Ivy would love to have a P to the Uzzo S to the iSsay around the house to play with! - Matty Malaprop
This helpful calendar mod is yours to copy for free, no strings attached! - Matty Malaprop
Rats! Just when I thought I was gonna net my art historian/gear head dream girl, she tells me she's just not into boys! - Matty Malaprop
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