You Can Say That Again

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You Can Say That Again
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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Why'd They Send Me Sharpies When I Asked For Pens?

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Why'd They Send Me Sharpies When I Asked For Pens?
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Little did he know he'd end up wedding one of those seemingly inadequate sharpies... - Matty Malaprop

A Flock of Sunnis

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A Flock of Sunnis
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Their music really puts the "radical" back into "Radical Islam." - Matty Malaprop

It's a Lovely Tail Indeed

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It's a Lovely Tail Indeed
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Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

Sponsored by Jack Black

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Sponsored by Jack Black
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Punmaster dbfnq says: "So I made the first pun that came to my head, and it just so happened to be..."

He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty Malaprop