This Joke is a Hoot

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This Joke is a Hoot
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I'm talon you, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks! - Matty Malaprop

Puns N' Roses

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Puns N' Roses
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The only difference is that sweet chai is actually good, which is more than can be said of GnR... - Matty Malaprop

Baaaaaaaahddaway

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Baaaaaaaahddaway
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Apologies for what must logically follow... #Obligatory - Matty Malaprop

But Never 'By Groupings'

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But Never 'By Groupings'
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Because, you know, that would just be ridiculous. Plus I'm pretty sure only 1 percent of the iTunes user base even knows what it means to shuffle by groupings. And I am not a part of that demographic. - Matty Malaprop

This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick

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This Whole Post is Going to be One Cheap Trick
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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop