I've Always Preferred Elbowies, But Maybe That's Just Me

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I've Always Preferred Elbowies, But Maybe That's Just Me
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Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

But What of the Horse He Rode in On?

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But What of the Horse He Rode in On?
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If you're going to visit pr0n sites without taking steps to check the links, make sure to do so spearingly. - Matty Malaprop