SORRY I KNOW I MAKE THAT JOKE ALL THE TIME BUT IT'S THE ONLY MELON JOKE I KNOW JEEZ LAY OFF OKAY. - Matty Malaprop
The world is a BLARGARBLABARGL. - Matty Malaprop
This is in my mind perhaps the most poignant lyric ever penned by Billy, mostly because he manages to solidify himself each and every year as one of the music world's foremost vermin. - Matty Malaprop
At least Nic Cage seems vaguely conscious of his awfulness. Billy Corgan still seems painfully unaware of his. - Matty Malaprop
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