The Creepiest Hot Dogs You Will Ever Eat

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The Creepiest Hot Dogs You Will Ever Eat
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Sure, they look a little weird, but I promise they're the tenderest, slenderest hotdogs a man could ever vender! - Matty Malaprop

Blender Man Sounds Absolutely Terrifying

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Blender Man Sounds Absolutely Terrifying
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What's worse, he doesn't even have to search out his victims. His milkshakes bring all the unsuspecting boys to his yard! - Matty Malaprop