I wish I could sleep this soundly... maybe it would help if I tried playing Ambient music before bed? - Matty Malaprop
... or at least the fuzziest, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop
Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop
Paper or Plastic?
Scientifically Accurate: CatDog
Don't Lie Now!
Keep Talking, We Gotta Feed the Snakes
Mad Max's Flamethrower Guitarist Reveals the Doof Warrior's ...
Neville Longbottom Scandalizes J.K. Rowling With His Huge ...
We Have Reached the Point Where Young People Literally Do ...
Introducing Specialman, With the Power of Abilities!
Someone Figured Out How Far Frodo and Sam Walked
Newborn Goat Climbs Sleeping Dog
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more