I wish I could sleep this soundly... maybe it would help if I tried playing Ambient music before bed? - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps it's less useful than your standard-issue sleeping bag, but it sure looks comfier! - Matty Malaprop

... or at least the fuzziest, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop

And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop