If This Doesn't Knock You Out, Nothing 'Quil

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I wish I could sleep this soundly... maybe it would help if I tried playing Ambient music before bed? - Matty Malaprop

Sweet Dreams!

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Their relationship is a sticky situation, sure, but when two people fawn over each other as much as they do, you really can't deny them anything. - Matty Malaprop

Sleeping Bag

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Perhaps it's less useful than your standard-issue sleeping bag, but it sure looks comfier! - Matty Malaprop

They Wake to the Sound of a Pin Dropping

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And don't even think about trying to dog-whistle them out of bed... - Matty Malaprop

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