Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder

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Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than Bad Marimbas, Amirite?

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Better Than Bad Marimbas, Amirite?
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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

I (Tell-Tale) Heart This Song!

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I (Tell-Tale) Heart This Song!
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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

Jail Bait

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Jail Bait
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This is just so incredibly self-evident, and I'm just so incredibly mortified by this kind of mildly fetishistic humor. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS KIND OF THING. - Matty Malaprop