You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

Or maybe it's closer to Origamember? - Matty Malaprop