It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

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It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Sweet Kicks, Bro!

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Sweet Kicks, Bro!
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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy
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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

You Gotta Rac Up Those Donation Dollars Somehow!

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You Gotta Rac Up Those Donation Dollars Somehow!
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You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

Shrimp on the Barbie

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Shrimp on the Barbie
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Looks to me like Barbie finally got some tail! - Matty Malaprop