The Only Kind That Doesn't Kill the Vibe

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blocker,buzzkill,chicken,different meaning,double meaning,ICWUDT,shape,slang
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder

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abbreviation,cookies,double meaning,gingerbread,gingerbread man,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,nam,nom,slang,veteran,Vietnam
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

Totes M'Goats

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It's actually a colloquial shortening from the original Welsh phrase "Toteselesq'atabargrileshmidoo Mc'mwangborgoddul Goatsempriq'attlattl." THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

You Can Find it in a Club Near You

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50 cent,double meaning,fiddy,Fifty Cent,fifty shades of grey,literalism,nickname,shoop,slang
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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

Funny You Should Ask...

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actually,answer,double meaning,jealous,jelly,jellz,literalism,question,slang,yes,you jelly
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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Crackalackin'

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lacking,sunglasses,crackalackin,crackers,slang,literalism,double meaning,classic,da besssssss
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I'm 90 percent sure I've already classic'd this particular comic, BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE IT'S DA BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. - Matty Malaprop

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