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cell,cellular,double meaning,dream,mitochondria,shortening,slang,weird
Via: Not the Worst Comic
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I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

bohemian rhapsody,Edgar Allan Poe,Hall of Fame,literalism,lyrics,poe,poor,queen,similar sounding,slang
Via: Reddit
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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

after,before,Edgar Allan Poe,opposites,Po,po',rich,slang
Via: Reddit
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And they said he could never make an easy living off his art! - Matty Malaprop

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If you want to avoid any downtime, make sure to change your bookmark to http://memebase.cheezburger.com/puns tomorrow morning! Thanks, and see you all again soon! - Matty Malaprop

mattress,toast,jelly,jealous,slang,shorthand,thematic
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

blocker,buzzkill,chicken,different meaning,double meaning,ICWUDT,shape,slang
By smtatertot13 (Via: store.gama-go.com)
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

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