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double meaning,grill,literalism,sausage,slang
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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop

convention,coon,gathering,literalism,prefix,raccoon,similar sounding,slang
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You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

barbecue,Barbie,bbq,doll,double meaning,idiom,literalism,shrimp,slang
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... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

cereal,double meaning,homophone,kicks,kix,literalism,shoes,slang
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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

assault,battery,charge,contacts,copper,police,slang,variations on a theme
Via: Reddit
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In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,cookies,double meaning,gingerbread,gingerbread man,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,nam,nom,slang,veteran,Vietnam
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

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