It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

Favorite
dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Shrimp on the Barbie

Favorite
barbecue,Barbie,barbie doll,double meaning,literalism,shrimp,slang
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Looks to me like Barbie finally got some tail! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Butter, Too

Favorite
mattress,toast,jelly,jealous,slang,shorthand,thematic
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

Aaaaaaaaaand Cue That GODAWFUL AND UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS Whistling

Favorite
alcohol,jager,jagermeister,literalism,maroon 5,mick jagger,moves like jagger,similar sounding,slang,song
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Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop