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dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

actually,answer,double meaning,jealous,jelly,jellz,literalism,question,slang,yes,you jelly
Via: Married to the Sea
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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

cereal,double meaning,homophone,kicks,kix,literalism,shoes,slang
Via: Ancient-Goon
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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

bond,codependency,connected,connection,Hall of Fame,joined,lego,legos,let go,no,refusal,slang
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You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

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