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In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

convention,coon,gathering,literalism,prefix,raccoon,similar sounding,slang
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You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

hulk smash,jersey shore,marvel,similar sounding,slang,smush,snooki,the hulk
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

mattress,toast,jelly,jealous,slang,shorthand,thematic
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

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