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dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

blocker,buzzkill,chicken,different meaning,double meaning,ICWUDT,shape,slang
By smtatertot13 (Via: store.gama-go.com)
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

mattress,toast,jelly,jealous,slang,shorthand,thematic
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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,cookies,double meaning,gingerbread,gingerbread man,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,nam,nom,slang,veteran,Vietnam
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

actually,answer,double meaning,jealous,jelly,jellz,literalism,question,slang,yes,you jelly
Via: Married to the Sea
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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

ambition,cut,double meaning,failure,goal,literalism,slang,tool
By Unknown
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I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop

assault,battery,charge,contacts,copper,police,slang,variations on a theme
Via: Reddit
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In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

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