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Via: Not the Worst Comic
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I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

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By smtatertot13 (Via: store.gama-go.com)
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Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop

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No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

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It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop