You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop
... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop
Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop
Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop
Or maybe it's closer to Origamember? - Matty Malaprop
It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop
Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop
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