See what I did there? Eh? Eh? - Matty Malaprop

Viagra: It makes Santa go 'round the world. - Matty Malaprop

Just a suggestion: You should probably take off your glasses before this scene starts, unless you want them to fall off your face. - Matty Malaprop

It's a touchy subject that's primarily communicated using various different yo' mama jokes. Unpleasant and awkward, to say the least. - Matty Malaprop