I'm a bit more partial to J-manatees myself, but I suppose this works in a pinch. - Matty Malaprop

Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop

Um... it looks like perfectly real pasta to me... - Matty Malaprop

Viva la regeneración! - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

I've always been quite frond of these plant-related puns. - Matty Malaprop

(P.S. I have no idea why OP chose to call this post Randy Moss but whatever)

I bet this ball would fit into a backpack. Kind of silly, given the nature of the show and all! - Matty Malaprop

What sort of dipping sauce is that?

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